you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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