I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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