Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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