dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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