I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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