I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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