He is an equal opportunity slut.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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