Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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