Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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