at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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