At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
They took my balls.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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