This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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