yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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