Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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