I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I am available for nakedness
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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