i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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