i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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