Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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