do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
