Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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