Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
where am i from again
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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