I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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