it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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