So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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