arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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