i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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