bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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