i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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