Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Soap is not a condiment
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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