I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
