She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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