Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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