White coat. Heels.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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