Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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