Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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