New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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