Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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