I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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