bring money and cleavage
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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