There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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