So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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