You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
