fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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