Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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