I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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