dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
birth control should be required to get into college
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she pinky promised me she was 18
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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