Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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