Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Less talking, more tequila
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
