I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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