my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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