i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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