I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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