It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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